No. The people detect the cups that detect the rape drugs. And yes, seeing a cup across the bar signaling a rape drug would be a buzz kill. As would seeing an assault. Or a murder. Acknowledging a shitty reminder of a shitty pastime doesn't mean that there's no value in being reminded. But it also doesn't mean that it…

I also didn't mention Afghanistan, John Legend, Cory Booker, and Madonna. So, that's a very good point.

Yes. Yes you are. But you also have awfully good poor taste. That's the foundation of friendships.

**** please. So this is fun because a black guy called a white guy a nigga? Definitely unchartered territory.

Right. Because you can't be bummed and take appropriate measures to prevent rape. They are mutually exclusive. That's what I wrote, huh, you reading comprehension analyst.

As far as either being wholly representative of the phenomenon, neither. But anecdotally, enough people mention it happening to make me believe it's a thing. My curiosity, however, extends to frequency. And, obviously, it's not an easy question to answer, but I wonder what, by nationwide average, the chances are that…

Drunk people with glazed eyes staring at their glasses: "Did that change color? Or is this a Cosmo? I forget."

Damn. If there's ever a sign to avoid a place, there you go. Caution is the best policy.

Wow. That's fucking crazy. And terrifying, if true. How is that even semi-public knowledge and not end in prosecution and lawsuits? Oh society, you're so fun.

Yeah, angry, that's what I was saying. I was totally saying don't use them.

I'm no date-rape drug expert, thankfully, but the warning that someone tried to slip something in a drink in a crowded venue by itself would creep me the fuck out. Now, if you stay, you've got to be thinking, "Is this the person?" about every one who chats you up for the rest of the night. Because all you know is that…

Sorry, what exactly are we supposed to be talking about? I didn't get the agenda. I thought after we all agreed that the DJs are idiots, by definition, we could be all like, "FUCK ROYALTY!"

So, yes, messed up. But I can't for the life of me understand how in 2012, people give an eighth of a fuck about these people. Royals are like the poster children for legacy families. People get outraged at low-level legacy shit (OMG, she only got into X because her daddy and daddy's daddy are alums and give lots of…

Jebus. How common is date rape by beverage?

1. I said in "my experience." 2. Where did I say women don't cheat?

I'd be the last to argue with you over shit like the Sharon Osbourne cheering section. But all those male labels — albeit shitty to be presumed to be like that, even though I think that's a slight exaggeration — are just labels, to be compared with, say, the DISPROPORTIONATE threat of ACTUAL violence against women.…

I know a 32 year old. He's a farmer. He has a BMX bike.

What is an adult? What is a teenager? When does life begin? What is life? What is death? What is the sky? What is success? What is failure? What is utopia? What is sleep? What is race? What is sport? What is an activity? What is education? What is being educated? What is noise? What is time? What is love? Baby don't…

Being a non-white high school and college lax player is one of the best training camps you can have for dealing with douchebags/corporate America.

So tell me more about this gay thing. And will Romantic Rivalry be included in next year's ESPN rivalry week?