You, sir or madam. You. You're #1

Does he also regularly share his homemade bear jerky? I hear it's delicious.

Because the issue we're talking about is having never been mistreated. Right.

Now would we have sympathy for Mr. Kimble if he missed, the bear climbed out of the tree and then mauled him? Gotta be honest, I'd probably bear-ly muster up any sympathy. Although I probably wouldn't cheer, unless, of course, someone was playing the West Virginia fight song.

Oh no! My feelings! You've hurt them so! Now I have to go through the painful steps of recovering from your internet comment. The horror!

Absolutely. It's almost built into the stereotypical definition of what marriage is supposed to be in these here parts.

Correction: It is not a Bond movie yet. Look out for Cock-to-Pussy, in which Bond defeats Pat Riarchy and becomes a feminist.

Sombrero. A sambrero is a hat worn by Sambo in a minstrel show, which will be the theme of the next Chi Omega, like, party.

Sometimes ignorance is so outrageous that it's hilarious. The stupidity is almost magical. AH, real life, you're so perfectly racist at times — even though they, like, totally, OMG, didn't mean it like that.

You might need to somehow link this post to the post on white male victimhood. Apparently, these are their life partners. Or I may be confusing them with the Duke women's lacrosse team. Right.

Quite simply, you can not be an asshole and still be entitled. It isn't that you're entitled in a "you're a rich, elitest entitled prick" sort of way, but in a "you are entitled to certain privileges in this country simply because of your skin color and gender" sort of way.

"As a white male I'm often just as trapped by societal convention as women. Do I feel oppressed? No, but I do feel stereotyped, negatively labeled, and abused-by-proxy."

You've very succinctly explained why your numbers don't mean you're competent at problem solving. "We need to stop caring." That's the solution to solving systemic inequity? How about we just close our eyes and pretend we're starting from Day 1. You have a lamp we can rub, right?

That's black and white. Sure, the undereducated, unemployed white guy has some things in common with the black woman next door, but he also has some things in common with Mitt Romney, if you're willing to consider historical context and admit that it matters today.

Wait, I thought that Bob Costas was a sanctimonious ... um ... yeah.

That's true that one doesn't "get" a significant other. In our world, that's a semantic difference that we get. Perhaps that was just naive word choice on his part, perhaps that's indicative of his problem. But you're absolutely right.

That's great that you don't know where I'm hanging out, and that your norms are so special that things work in a very formulaic way. Men act like this. Women act like that. South Asians act like this. Black people act like that. Bolivians act like this. Fun.

Right? It should say:

Way to ignore the entire part about your assumptions about abuse and allocating blame when you have little to no information. Nice pivot.

I don't know why you need to operate in the world of "probably." That just means that you don't know why these things may or may not have happened. There are plenty of men who are decent enough and get slapped, beat up, and otherwise treated like shit, both physically and emotionally. And no, not every man is strong…