To be fairly honest with you guys, I’ve been to Paris using the subway is 100 times easier than driving a car. You can get from one end of the city to the other in considerably less time than driving a car. So.. all of you jalops out there, I hope I am not banished, but public transport in Paris and most other huge…

I’d say ‘be sure to wash your hands’ between the fingering and dinner, but with a handle like StankHandz...

Money fell out of the sky from his daddy’s inheritance. Forbes once calculated that if Trump had invested his inheritance in index funds in the stock market in the ‘80s and sat on his hands he would be worth approximately $20 billion today in wealth.

Waiting for the shower sequence, I suppose.

Mysteriously—even despite Darnold’s stat line—Penn State coaches refused to say whether they thought the young quarterback looked good.

It’s understandable. Having a civilized discussion in any Philadelphia sports venue is grounds for dismissal. At the very least they should’ve been yelling, but proper Philly fan behavior is throwing things.

In Russia, the Bears are actually a threat.

Jim Moore isn’t with the Seattle Times, he is an AM sports guy.

It killed the Radiostar.

“You’ll ruin my radio career? How are you going to do that?”—and Sherman doubled down: “Video.”

This is the same reason I won’t adopt a child.

No worries, the IRS will be abolished by January 29th.

*Baylor & FSU slowly back out of room *

Jon Ryan might be dead.

I’m a paramedic and have seen many people deflect blame for being the cause of other people’s pain and injury. It’s sad how little personal responsibility people are willing to take in this day and age. Put up the goddamn cones, that way EVERYONE goes home safe.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

Am I the only one that places the blame on the shithead motorists driving too fast for conditions over the top of a hill?

Religious organizations are tax-exempt. Religions writ large are not (I don’t even know what that would mean).

The point is the NFL regularly excuses their bad PR decisions by saying, “the rules are the rules.” All of the players involved are in equal violation of the rule. You open yourself up to legal issues by blatantly arbitrarily enforcing the rule.