Hmm, seems pretty grounded to the ground. The owner just wanted to fulfill the commercials promises!

I will never moan and gripe about pumping my own gas again.

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

Yeah, but this shitty conservative president has both houses of Congress and the SCOTUS. They can and will do things no decent person would dream of.

Sorry there, bud, but reality doesn’t match your narrative. Sherman didn’t get penalized for roughing the kicker because the officials didn’t blow the whistle until after he hit the kicker and got a hand on the ball. He was offsides, for sure, but there’s no roughing the kicker penalty because he contacted the ball…

The play was obviously dead? Then why did the kicker continue his kicking motion?

Tactical hammock, for sure.

“Pffftt! Try catching a catfish.”

Nah, older guys with grey beards on recumbent bikes at the beach is futon territory. Cyclocross is hammock land.

This is what Donald Trump says every time he looks at his polling numbers among African-Americans.

Ironically, there are probably a lot of white Vikings fans who are right now wishing he had just taken a knee.

First thing I noticed is how not a single driver/passenger in that video is wearing a helmet. Then again, if you have no brain, I guess wearing a brain bucket is just pissing in the wind.

Gronk’s 69th Touchdown Party is starting a tad early.

In the longer gif you see him smiling as he throws the flag.

“Tubthumping” by Chumbawamba?

I will need you to list these “dozens” of “classic rap songs” that only have “one verse.”