“A tweet regarding Ohio State was meant to be sent from a personal account, operated by Janice in Accounting. Because Janice in Accounting Don’t Give A Fuck.” - Houston Chronicle

Stevie Wonder could have made that kill, for chrissakes

Boomer Esiason stirred some shit

The Blackhawks wouldn’t be so good if the other goalies would just make a few Soews.

He really wanged that ball. I mean he just cocked back and drilled it. That thing was hammered. Even a one-eyed monster could tell that junk was headed all the way to Johnsonville. The Mets are really giving the Cubs the shaft.

Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

Bartolo Colon: [approaches beer slip n slide]

No one gives a shit.

“Say, you ladies ever heard of Merkle’s Boner?”

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

Manuel Drive Stalls, ends in hospitality tent.

i am big fan of sports america. great game to you all and i like the styles of your athletics. fast players with big muscles different than my countries where players are tall but not muscles. i really prefer players with the muscles.

Looks like you qualify for up to $3.5 million.

Somehow LeBron is Radar O'Reilly?

Sup.

Hi!

I assume he was "up for whatever."

it's like the Pats knew what Seattle was going to call.