About 2/3rds of the country thinks the Patriots cheat. And about 2/3rds of the country think the Patriots will win the Super Bowl.

"We did not intend to compare football to the civil rights legacy of Dr. King."

"We shall come over."

What are you talking about? It's pretty obvious that Shabazz and Barnes did what they did on purpose. If that shit happened by accident, they'd look pretty stupid, don't ya think?

/dying

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

obligatory:

Fitzpatrick: Bryan, give me two numbers from the 90s and Brady's going to multiply them together.

Nothing to be ashamed of. Every time I tell my wife we're going one more round before I put her to sleep, I usually immediately go to sleep myself.

There's actually a scenario that the winner of the division could be 5-11.

Watch it again closely. It appears pushing the umpire was merely one part of the master plan to hit the other player in the nuts. Russians play the long game.

Why didn't you stop the interview by biting his dick off?

HE'S GOT NO HEART.

Sure! Here you go:

I laughed out loud every time the bag swings back and just smacks the shit out of the ram. My lord that is a great video.

"Hi, is this Jason? Yeah, uhh... is your refrigerator running? It is? Well, you better go catch it! I'm just kidding, I know you'll catch it, your UZR/150 was 20.5 last season, anyway hi this is Adam Wainwright."

Leyland now ranks as the second coolest old person in baseball after Ted Williams.