He hasn’t been this upset since the Panthers lost the Super Bowl last year.

This is an interesting story about a trade that actually happened, sure.

To balance this out, the Browns have restructured RGIII’s contract with various “injury bonuses,” a first in professional sports.

Noah looks like someone stuck a Q-tip down the shower drain at the YMCA and then raised it in England.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

...will reportedly replace him with retread Bruce Arena

It’s time to reach out to the back-up quarterbacks, Beef Binkles and Blart Boofles. If that fails we’re going to the practice squad to get Burp Bangles some reps.

Agreed. It’s nobody’s business but the Turks.

Like the Republicans respected the office of the President by blocking every single thing Obama tried to do from day one while feeding the worst suspicions held up by the very man who replaces him that he’s not American, secretly Muslim and wants to destroy the nation.

Hmmm ... actually, Ric Flair was the greatest champion of all time.

It’s alright, Tom. Everyone gets early morning borners.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Damn and here I thought he was varicose to making a return.

Tom, being not impressed.

They should be happy they don’t live on the Island of Sodor. You can’t go more that 100 feet without running into a train the railway network is that vast.

This is the best Kinja has to offer.

Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.

Nailed it.

With a fever that high, I guess it shows that even Olympic horses can be too hot to trot.