You know what's really strange? Chris Andersen tweeted out a handwritten note last night as well!

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I get that putting this problem under the microscope seems like the appropriate reaction here, but if they really want to take care of the issue, they should put it under the magnifying glass.

I never would have guessed that USC had a better engineering school than Purdue, but holy shit USC has some exceptional tools.

When's the cutoff date, shithead?

Do you really want a team full of second Stringers?

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That looks suspiciously like an outfielder's glove. Wider holes in the webbing allows the fielder to look up at pop-ups and fly-outs. Infielder gloves have smaller holes in the webbing.

Damn, Pam Oliver got fucked up!

If he didn't put a marker down before moving his ball, he could be looking at a penalty.

"72 cows survived, 5 died."

"72 cows survived, 5 died. Back to you in the studio."

Chad Johnson has been protesting anti-celebration rules for some time now by making sure he never goes near the endzone.

How far can you punt a football?

Man all his favorite teams keep winning.

I'm just glad Bieber isn't one of those celebrities that suddenly latches onto the "it" team just because they are winning.