I should not have watched that second half at work because I am just giggling away and trying to hide it with coughs at my desk now. Jessica Williams is so good.

The lily flower is a good namesake for someone who wants to start fresh. Good for her, I'm glad she appears to be on the path to finding peace.

Willfully mispronouncing Beyonce's name like that is SUCH a microaggression (well probably not so micro). Basically he's saying that he will identify her as he pleases, in the context of a guy who understand French inflections but will not accept a different interpretation of the sound in reflection of her own…

I was just thinking that. If I were to change my name, I don't think I'd tell anyone. Obviously for her, it's more of a symbolic shedding of her past, but I think I'd want a literally way to avoid people googling me to find out what I was currently up to and where and I was working and such.

Oh Bill! I'm scared! Not!

I think EVERYTHING about Beyonce probably eats Bill O'Reilly inside. I can just imagine him sitting around seething thinking about her, and wondering where that erection came from...

I snorted at "Beywatch." Internet high-fives for all the Daily Show writers!

this is the most important photo of all time why is it not front and center

Is anyone into James Franco at this point? He just seems like the epitome of "every asshole you dated in grad school who always made a big point of how he was smarter than you even though you had higher grades.....and he finished fast and then didn't notice you hadn't come and talked about how awesome the sex…

He is ABSOLUTELY trolling us.

OK. Sorry. You SO could've delivered your point without the "fuck you" but this is Jezebel. I wish you well.

"We're all born fat virgins, you know."

That's what's bugging me, too. It's too over-the-top, hey-i'mma-make-sure-you're-in-on-the-joke-too-ok? for me, and for that reason, i'm uncertain if I want to see it.

I dig these guys but man, I wish they had more of a tendency towards subtlety with regards to how meta and aware they were of the tropes they were sending up. I don't need my comedies winked at me.

See now THAT would be brilliant.

I hear there's an open time slot on Comedy Central...

Rocking heels to highskewl, so fetch

It's a homemade soup made of energy drinks and a heaping cup of stupid.

Eh. Nakedness isnt the worst thing he could want to see at 8, let's be honest her. Being naked is part of life!

Totally off subject but my son asked after she brought back summer why didn't her dress melt? Because afterall she remade it for herself with her ice magic...shouldn't it melt?