Zach Snyder's going to try and make everybody forget that the Superfriends cartoon ever existed.

One of my most influential professors when I was an undergrad was for an African Politics class. The last day of the semester, he said something to the effect of, "So, this entire semester it seems like all we've done is talk about Africa's problems. And there are obviously A LOT of problems. I know that many of you…

Fact. My sister took care of the two of us as kids and now that we're adults she always has an insane amount of bread around. And money. She's determined to never run out again. And then donates amazing amounts of it to charity. The woman is something.

V.C. Andrews could be at the center of their love triangle. And then in the inevitable sequels, it will be revealed that Pike was being manipulated all along! That the true villains are James Patterson and other mystery writers, maybe Stephen King (it goes all the way TO THE TOP) trying to cash in on the soapy YA…

if only they'd bring back Are You Afraid of the Dark, then we'd really have some 90s preteen horror going.

"in the same way I'm fascinated by the people I see on the street or the subway" —-> SHAAAAAADE

The Boy King is not pleased.

My eyes rolled quite hard at her sudden appearance. And it's allergy season so that roll came at a real itchy, burning price.

I don't feel like it pandering because A- does he really need to pander at this point in his career. Dude's set. B- His wife is an unconventional beauty. I mean, she is gorgeous, but not by any means in a traditional homogenous sense.

Eh.. I consider people who curse too much to be kind of boring. Using "fuck" every sentence gets old. If you're gonna have a filthy mouth, at least expand your vocabulary.

We Need To Talk About Kelvin.

"Now Selena Gomez has unfollowed everyone on Instagram. She also posted an album review of "Growing Pains" by Mary J. Blige with the Toaster filter on it, which is a bad sign."

I only know Jack Johnson from the Curious George soundtrack and his voice is so soothing. Soothing and arousing.

You guys. I met Jack Johnson.

The most perfect ANTM moment of all time:

Lindsay girl... I watched this episode last night. I'm sorry you had a miscarriage, that's unfortunate. HOWEVER... That does not excuse any of the behavior on that show. Once again, you fail to take any responsibility. You're trying to project it to someone else, another life, past life, not that kind of addict, I…

Mark,

Mama Joyce makes me so angry!

I do. Not dramatically, but I do a quiet fade. My life is pretty uncomplicated now. Worth it.

Yes, you're better than people who watch television because you read books. It couldn't possibly be that people exist that enjoy both?