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For the record, I was the only Jezebel staffer who watched the entire 5SOS video looking like this:

This! I am very conflicted about the end of TCR, and this is why. It's not just another late night show, it's a satiric takedown of the shit that goes on in the media and politics, and Colbert does it so, so well.

They could have at least waited until after the 2016 elections! I need him for campaign shenanigans coverage.

Me too. The more I'm reading about this, the more bummed out I am. No more "Colbert". No more "Colbert Report". He's just going to do lame jokes and interview boring celebrities in the most boring way possible. I really do not care what new rom-com Heigl is in. I'm sad I'm not going to see more interviews with

THIS IS THE WORST NEWS OF ALL TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!

Except everyone is supposed to "breath fresh life" into the format and they haven't and it's not because they've had untalented people. Craig Ferguson is a really funny guy, Seth Meyers is a really funny guy, Conan O'Brian might be one of the funniest guys on the planet and in all of those cases they have to tell lame

I think Jessica Williams should move over from The Daily Show to be the new host.

I approve of the way Iain Glenn says Khaleesi. Otherwise it just sounds off to my ears.

I say Jewish people, because I feel like 'Jews' has a less positive connotation. Even saying Jews to me sounds harsher. Idk, maybe I'm wrong, but when I've heard someone throw around the word "Jews" (that aren't themselves Jewish), the sentence they're saying tends to not be so polite.

Can we please get this fucking "rickthemulletman" formerly known as "bannedburner" banned? He is still posting the fucking pictures of the cat licking a penis. It sucks trying to avoid the eyeball assault while reading the comments.

Was hoping for a twist ending.

I like them both because I'm a rebel like that.

To people saying, "we should ban knives now!!" Sarcastically or not, let me just say knives have useful, practical everyday uses in our society. We use them for cooking, surgery, construction and the list goes on and on. Guns, on the other hand, are used to kill. That is all. Full Stop. Thoughts and good vibes to the

Don't get me wrong, I still disapprove, but there's a big difference between being on the wrong side of an issue that's still very much a subject of public debate and thinking that the sun revolves around the earth.

W.T.F?

Hey, LaComtesse, I know this is weird to just randomly respond to you on a Jez comment, but I don't have GT posting privileges and I was just MORTIFIED in a meeting where my female boss (the president of the company, also, is French and therefore thinks its ok to point out fat Americans) told me that just because I'm

... Have you been reading my fan fiction?

Every so often she'll shut down a pompous, entitled millionaire with a very simple, direct finesse that I respect, but the rest of the time, she is the absolute worst.

Oh my god, I'm going to institute mommy-kid dance time when I'm stressed and he/she has a lot of energy.

This sounds mean girl-esque, but sometimes I honestly forget how gorgeous Kate Upton is because she spends like 90% of her time almost naked I don't think to pay as much attention to her face.