Oh fir shit's sake.

I've been pining for one of those. I feel certain they'll be very poplar.

Ahem.

The cycle of terrible parenting is real.

It was sloppy, but I liked it because it was about sisters.

That's funny because I'm about to crack open a bottle of wine and host a sing-a-long with me and my dog here of "Fuck It All!"

Gender-swapped American Pie? I ... Would totally watch that! Do they film these live reads?

I have ... never heard Olivia Wilde speak as Olivia Wilde.

These will never not be awesome. The Kathy Lee cameo also deserves a shout out.

Not weird at all. Beards are hot. It's science.

This game is so bad it's fun.

HERE IS THE AMAZON PAGE FOR REBELS: CITY OF INDRA. THERE IS A PLOT SUMMARY.

well, i wanted to get into publishing and i found the internship listing on bookjobs.com. basically what i learned is that NOBODY writes their own shit, from tweets to books and CEOs to politicians to celebrities. the company i was at was a sort of match.com for writers. we had a database of authors and their…

More cousin bragging: Jason Brown's ponytail is gorgeous because my family's hair is gorgeous. It's that Jew curl all rocking up in that ponytail. And in case you missed it on Deadspin, my adorable cousin being adorable with my grandparents. Because I'm really, really, really stinkin' proud of him and I can't wait…

THEORY CORNER (Spoilers from season 1, duhhh):

This is the only place on the Internet that calls Suzanne Suzanne, and I think I love you, Mark Writer Dude. I would throw my pudding for you.

ahhhh i'm so excited. i got to be an extra in the first episode :D :D :D although there's a 95% chance you won't see me at all

Just barely better than a Mad Men teaser.

It is completely devoid of any hint what might happen! It's staring! With dramatic music!

I love it and I need MOAR!

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THOSE GIRLS ARE RECEIVING IV FLUIDS VIA GODDAMN 21 GAUGE BUTTERFLY NEEDLE THAT IS STILL IN THEIR SKIN.