Dear Tyra's stylist,

I liked those but I loved Gracie hustling her parents for a puppy.

HELL YEAH I am an HTML surgeon. I think I fixed it. Let's celebrate by watching this awesomeness right here.

Ms. Rose (cuz I'm nasty),

1. Do not call me "Jezebel," my name is Rebecca or Burt if you want to use my nickname. Or Ms. Rose if you're nasty. In Kinja your comment is a reply to the author. I am the author. Call me by my name, pretty please.

I was from in Seattle before it was cool.

I wish more older women would keep their hair long after it starts to go grey, there's something really distinguished about a long mane of silver hair.

That is...very sage advice, Miley. No snark here. And all the lulz at you showing up wearing Jay Leno's signature Canadian tuxedo.

Well, she's not wrong.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Miley has a point!

Oh JoJo. No, you don't trust him. You think "those hoes" have magical vaginas?

But then where would Suri get the pictures for her burn book?

Personally I really agree with this movement. Though it's cute at first and honestly maybe I liked watching Suri look at snowflakes last week the second you imagine what it must be like to have hoards of (mostly) adult men following you around shouting things at you, it must take a serious toll on these kids. I can…

I could legit write a paper about how the relationship between Mellie and Olivia, encapsulates white feminists and black feminists.

Not a princess, and not particularly plus size, but Nani showed a nice body diversity. And she's beautiful!

Obligatory.

It's handled.

This case always seemed pretty cut and dry to me. Rudy Guede was a drifter with a history of breaking into homes. Meredith catches him, he rapes and murders her. His finger prints and DNA are everywhere.

Tall, personable and good with makeup means not a comedian.