Is that shade called Unfortunate Souls?

Ursula starts her own cosmetics company.

Certainly not anything as good as you to have missed that I mentioned him in the first paragraph!

Additionally, Ursula is disappoint:

My reaction when Ravenna was not on this list:

I was just enjoying the video and reliving all these great moments and then Amy mentioned how they didn't receive an Emmy nomination and then THE RAGE TOOK OVER.

Nothing is more disorienting than when Perd Hapley shows up on Scandal as a non-idiotic news anchor.

"Was surgery painful?"

Imma let you finish Callie but Nigella should be played by Rachel Weisz

This chick is painfully boring. She reminds me of all the girls who wore Uggs and North Face in college and and are now *fashionistas* with PR jobs.

Including me, that makes at least two of us though they refuse to put us on the brochures.

UVA has black people?

The worst I ever saw was when someone took a preteen girl to see 300. I swear to fucking god during the rape scene, she asked "Daddy, what's he doing to her?" and I almost lost it.

You still got it, Laura!

Oh, between that and drag queens, they will SO speculate that we lived in a matriarchy and that passing as a woman was a way to gain social privileges!

Maybe like a bottle of wine per person and at least one wheel of brie.

I leave this here for you, my son singing Let it Go. It's only the beginning part, didn't want to make you go through the entire song. It's his favorite song, he sings it all the time.

Yay, new writer! Welcome! I love it when the only cringing I'm doing is because of the celeb activity, not the writing!

Lindy, if you like Tenacious D that will increase my love for you even more if that's possible.

YOU ARE KILLING IT TODAY. Well done.