Can LINDY WEST TRUTH SLEUTH be an actual weekly article that has Lindy solving and dismissing sexist, awful rumours about several celebrities? With a picture of Lindy in a trench coat, smoking a pipe and holding a magnifying glass to her eye?

Yes, because your Christmas being ruined by a devastating tragedy of human behaviour is what is important here...

Yeah, I thought promise rings were the thing for George Michael/Egg types in high school, and the weird father/daughter ones were something else.

Why didn't they just make it a crown of thorns and get it over with?

Thanks! And yes, Burt!! <3

Think of the royalties Mariah Carey has made off "All I Want For Christmas is You." She wrote that song. Every time you hear it, every time someone covers it, every time you watch Love Actually, Ms. Carey makes BANK!

Waiting for the inevitable "But here she is singing Jolene five years ago! She can too sing!" post...

Another brilliant pivot away from the real story (Jesus is super white duh) by focusing on the part that doesn't matter. I couldn't give a fuck if Santa was a Haitian Voodoo witch doctor as long as that fat motherfucker brings me prezzies.

In the robot's defense, not all of them know they are machines. At least, not in the beginning.

Wealth and empathy have a strong inverse relationship.

So is she a nanny or a babysitter? Please don't use those terms interchangeably. As a former nanny, I can tell you they are not the same thing.

He did some interview with his brother about how they basically told Disney to suck it. It was really charming and if Disney doesn't take him up on his offer, I will.

Cultural appropriation?

Send me all your good vibes — I'm halfway through a 3-hour take-home final for my grad class. I shouldn't even be posting, but if I stare at my Word doc anymore I'll cry. I'm really BSing my way through this question.

It's great when a joke becomes self fulfilling. Bunch of morons.

Good. I don't get this whole debate against it. If someone wants to have multiple spouses because of their personal persuasion, and all are consenting, let them. They're not hurting anyone else as long as they're able to support the brood they're producing. Polygamy and polygyny have been parts of human adaptation and…

People should be allowed to marry as many people as they want. It's their personal lives and happiness...who cares? The taboo of polygamy is rooted in religion, and last I checked church and state were separate in this country. Aside from the religious taboo, there is no rational argument for "polygamy is wrong."

DO NOT TAKE HER AWAY FROM THE DAILY SHOW.

I thought the pic of Kelly Clarkson and Amanda Bynes were pics of Khloe. I was like - why is Khloe on so many covers?

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER THE SECRET BEHIND KHLOE'S PATERNITY?!?!?! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN