Wait, so Kristen Stewart is starring in the movie version of Portal?

I call shenanigans. Neither of these women look a thing like me!

Shakira doesn't even look good with Shakira hair

All I got from this is that women are more into eyebrows and men want blondes with "nighttime makeup". And that celeb-mashup faces are creepy as hell.

Oh Justice League... so wildly underrated.

Good on you, Amy

We saw very different movies.

The quickest way to ruin Wonder Woman is to make her some sort of coquettish Superman fangirl who is competing with Lois for Clark's affections.

Amy, you're in a Zack Snyder film. Temper your expectations.

I always liked Batman and Wonder Woman, if only because it's been pointed out that it'd just be funny per this gem

Cue quiet fangirl rage at the very thought of Wonder Woman, of Diana of Themyscira, stooping to be involved in something so absurd as a love triangle. (Who loathes WW with Superman? Supernumerary does!)

I love these two, so much. Fey told a great story in her book about Poehler in the SNL writing room and it just made me love them both more (Fey for telling the story and Poehler for her awesomeness). They were at a writer's meeting and everybody was talking at once. Poehler was cussing loudly left and right and Jimmy…

It's time for Carrie's acting career to say goodbye!

Silly Selena. Just because your tape stops, doesn't mean the show does.

I find it hilarious that poor widdle Carrie thinks people who criticized her need Jesus. I guess making legitimate comments on a public figure's public performance is Satanic???

Every time I hear about "Sound of Music Live! on NBC," I have to remind myself that it's a real thing that happened and not just a 30 Rock joke.

My husband and I watch SNL every Sunday morning while we drink our coffee and every Sunday morning we wonder aloud why we still bother.

Kate McKinnon didn't quite capture the marvelous "Comically bad high school kid auditioning for the school musical" line readings Carrie Underwood did so well.

Whateves. All of my previously white undies are currently 50 shades of grey.