Should I start watching Community? I like Aziz Ansari, is that good enough?

It's considered bad because he stuck around with some mediocre-to-terrible hands, yet he seemed to always be saved by the river. It's just pure luck that he won, and it is coincidental that he is Jack Tretton. Yeah, it doesn't make sense, he played bad cards and won. *shrugs*

Kevin Butler, VP of Prevention of Cars for Whores

I think this is a stupid double standard that people would be offended by this. I'm a guy, and seeing guys in games are completely different from in real life, so if you were a woman seeing women in games that are completely different that in real life, why would you flip out?

PIECE 'A PISS!

Can everyone just backtrace this and ruin her life like every other 4chan anger movement?

It seems like you have chest-high walls and you move your pieces around the chest-high walls. That's the only way I can see this working like the real game.

That goomba shop... *shudders*

What are the chances of this, I played Pokemon TCG on my Gameboy Color yesterday. WHAT KIND OF MASON LAB MACHINERY PUTS ME UP AGAINST 5 WATER OPPONENTS IN A ROW WHEN I HAVE A WATER DECK EQUIPPED, I MEAN SERIOUSLY THEY SPAM POISON AND HYPNOSIS AND CONFUSION AND MAKE YOU RAGE SO HARD WHEN YOU WIPE ON THE 4TH OPPONENT…

> implying shock humor can be edgy at all with the power of horatio

If this enhances my experience of the great games Insomniac puts out for consoles, I'll be up for it.

Am I the only one who took a lot of time to understand what was going on in the cover image?

3 bucks to buy a pirated Wii game? Wait- what?

I was watching some captured footage of an office building somewhere in Japan of a camera crew rolling before and during the start of the earthquake. I would have never guessed that building stayed up considering computers, tv monitors and bookshelves were flying everywhere.

I can't get past the fact that Michael Jai White will always be Black Dynamite to me.

Did you not read the article? It's on PC and Mac as well.

They're already done this contest before, and successfully.

The first thing that popped into my mind is not that S&M on zombies is weird, but that gagging a zombie would be a fantastic solution to not getting infected. You know, other than shooting them in the face.

[Episode 3 joke goes here]

C418 did the sound effects too?!?! Man, he could get a spot in the industry doing foley sound!