Is it time to fling our e-penises around already?

Nope, Story mode is where the story is all up to you, and the combat is at a minimal difficulty. RPG mode has you in control of the story and have a moderate combat. So pretty much it goes as such:

Wow, a game about war has soldiers on the cover! AND the cover is only consisted of two shooter series! It's as if the person posting this thought this was a good idea to rip on generic FPS!

Uh... what? The Goldeneye reboot on Wii and the one here are made with the same engine made for Call of Duty 4, of course it's going to look like Call of Duty.

Okay, if I write less, I'll have more attention paid to, right? Alright:

They credit Minecraft in their game and they clearly state that this is fan-made work based on Minecraft, of course it'd be blatant copying.

Uh, what? That game ran on the Call of Duty 4 engine.

Except it's not letting you see through walls, it toggles your sensitivity at times, remaps buttons and increases the frequency in which the game accepts your button input. Seeing through walls is actually hacking, the game doesn't let you do that. The game does let you fire a gun at a maximum RPM as calculated. The…

There's also a lot of "rank first place in this" type of achievements.

Dead Space 3, otherwise known as The Thing The Game, which is not at all a bad thing.

For the visuals, insert Disc Two.

What you DON'T know, is that it also has secret switch words like "fuck" so you'll constantly be time travelling as you get your butt kicked in multiplayer.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...

Looking at that screenshot makes me a little disappointed. Dead Island did not look that good.

Yeah but you could say something like "I'd like a large five topping pizza where all the toppings are cheese" or "can you just put a whole kiwi on it, I'll pay extra at the door" and give them a bad pizza.

I thought it was illegal to call 911 without a real reason since you were holding up their phone lines or something and you'd be fined when they get there.

I wouldn't like to think so, SWAT members or anyone with a level of authority working with firearms are trained with trigger discipline and knowing when to shoot. The rule is if they shoot first, you shoot back, unless told otherwise.

Why didn't the Kinect Disney World entry win? It's just so perfect

It could be worse. Instead of changing in between matches, it could be worse and have you changing during matches. I'M SORRY, ALL THE RELOAD AND JUMPING ANIMATIONS ARE ON DISC ONE

I never imagined Ghost to sound like a total wimp...