That thirsty idiot is asking EVERYONE and ANYONE to get him out of twitter jail:

Seriously. While the squeegee kids can be annoying (my wife drives into the city for work) the boyfriend was the one who escalated the situation. I mean he’s a grown ass man who got out of the car and then threatened some kids with a knife.  Of course the kids are going to want to defend themselves.  

How do you call someone a “global ambassador” and then replace him in ads in other parts of the globe? That’s not what “global” means. 

This film utilized actors in controlled settings to display something that was not actually happening.

“If you make a movie full of Nazis executing people, you fucked up”

Makes you wonder what Ted Cruz’s wife found on his phone that he’s trying to launch a DOJ investigation.

IF the passenger had been engaged in a likely criminal activity, IF the driver had requested the interference of the Jackboots in reference to the passenger, IF, if, if, if,....

Fire every cop. Every one. They are not Peace Officers, They are heavily armed, reflexively violent insurgents in a dirty war against American citizens.

It’s like, on what grounds does an officer have the right to ask for ID for *anyone* in a vehicle that is not the operator of that vehicle given that the reason they cite for pulling them over (the tail light) was simply a mechanical issue and not some kind of criminal or felony issue?

Precisely! Jurnee is a hot one, and is infinitely more smart than her brother. She should take a new surname as soon as possible, because the brighter her star gets, the more jelly her brother will be—and the messier.

Fam, 

I doubt it. The only league with the balls to support something like this blew its shot when the impromptu work stoppage was quashed by Obama convincing the players to get back to work. Adam Silver and NBA owners are definitely the most progressive in all pro sports, if it couldn’t happen there it definitely won’t…

Republicans: Taking down statues is deleting history!

Fascist government officials use civilian paramilitaries to do dirty work that they don’t want to get caught doing. This is a playbook of oppression that Putin is using now and the right wing death squads of Central America and the various orange unionists of Northern Ireland have used in the recent past.

The mental illness excuse is tired. 

Yep. He said one of the quiet parts out loud, didn’t he?

respect my rights and no one else’s

I guess Alaska is the right place to find a snowflake. White and melts easily.

Ballsack. He’s not strong enough to be a pussy. 

Welp, that was probably the shortest-lived revolution and protest on record.