They should probably stick to free kicks. When was the last time throwing a ball has worked for a Viking?

So someone faces a different set of issues than you and your response is to say “oh boo hoo”? How are their problems somehow less valid than yours?

I don’t want to sound like an advocate for raping your teammate to death, but in this case it would open up a spot in the infield.

Old Man: It happened again...

“Will you put that thing on already, I’m losing interest.” - his wife

Things got better for Oher after practice, when Sandra Bullock picked him up as he was walking home and took him back to her place, where she fed him supper and let him sleep in her guest bedroom, which has air-conditioning.

A hockey player would have accepted that trophy — then played game 7.

Cause they have one of the best minor league systems. Guess you were the dumb kid, huh?

Business man enthusiastically disagrees!

This will never get old. It should, but it won’t.

Yeah, the Patriots are Bond villain levels of evil. This here is some Scooby-Doo shit.

I may criticize the New England Patriots as an evil organization from time to time, but at least there’s a level of competency you can respect in their evil-doing. This, though? This is Bush/Cheney klutziness to a new low.

Nice friends.

“These Cubans, how many times do they have to defect during the games?”- Emmitt Smith

Easy there Nostradamus. Two out of those three teams have already won that game and the Raiders have won it three times - including beating the Eagles in SB 15. And we’re all still here. Google is your friend.

i dont know what the fuck youre talking about...this song sounds like what i’d hear at my local baptist church before the offering plate is passed...FUCK

See anonymous internet commenters, this is why you don’t “just adopt” when you are having problems with conceiving.

She almost made it guys