You nad bro?

Well what’s he supposed to do? He can’t use his hands.

Best part of the clip is watching Crawford in the background hawk-eyeing the situation to make sure he doesn't miss any perceived slight that he could use to T someone up.

Truly a riddle for the ages

Do you even maths, bro? He’s facking closer to 29, making him 29! We round up here at Arsenal!

hello my name is hatch and im a arsenal fan and i am seven AND A HALF years old

Would YOU wanna be the person who questioned the racial credentials of the new president of your NAACP chapter? How bad would you look if you were wrong? I think there was plenty of talk but no one wanted to be that person who asked her if she was really black.

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Blatter.

Yes, you should go fuck yourself.

“I didn’t believe him at first, and I actually expected to get pelted with water balloons.” Parenting done right.

Seattle Mariners - Making pedestrian pitchers look like Cy Young Award winners, since 1977!

Always Men at Work truthers.

There are some things you just can't fight. He's six foot four and full of muscle. It would be unnatural if Dellavedova’s handshake didn’t come from and land down under.

Wait till they find out that they have a soccer team in MLS that’s actually won 2 titles since 2006.

Cut Houston sports reporting some slack. They’ve only just found out they have an MLB team.

The questions were bullshit.

Just gotta say for the people commenting on my post “what if she was a bad kid” and “13 is not a baby” can you do one thing for me and fuck right the hell off?

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…