let him poop in the corner.

I’m whiter than this guy and I haven’t a fucking clue as to what is going on.

Certainly not as badly as your shitty soccer analysis.

I hope your wife punched you in the face for being so clueless even after watching the US completely dominate a clearly inferior opponent.

Exactly, the one laughable thing about coverage across the spectrum has been about how terrible the US has looked when they have displayed in every game that they are far more technically skilled, far better defensively and far deeper than any other team in the tournament. Only Japan matches their ball skills and only…

You’re standing on the opposite side of the street with the dipshits and you are very few in number, just noisy. Stop pretending you have some secret information no one else has and that your exhaustive internet research has led you to discover some new amazing breakthough in how vaccines work. You talk with your…

or if they should attempt to integrate the existing men’s leagues like Jackie Robinson and the race integration.

But it must be accompanied with the groans

I watched both WWC games yesterday and then switched over to baseball for a nightcap. Perfect day of sports in my opinion. Both soccer games were compelling and exciting and the baseball was as interesting as it’s always been.

I got through about an hour and I still don’t know what I was watching.

My teammates fell in love with me so I had to move

Maquedius

So, in the end they’re gonna rip the mask off the face of the true monstrous villain only to find out it was Tony LaRussa? Ruh-roh, Shaggy.

Exactly, he was obviously hanging with a group of really good guys who made sure to keep an eye on each other whe they went partying in another country.

No shit, do you realize how many tiny Malaysian children it took to get those monsters into the shoe box?

If I had to do it over again I guess I would make more friends.

I’m floored, I have never seen the red hot nickel ball foiled. All props to the Pucks!

All that’s missing is some play-by-play from Raftery

I’m pretty fucking dense and willingly admit it, but bolding nonsense doesn’t make the nonsense any clearer and now I am questioning your motives in addressing me when I comment about the nonsense you have bolded.

With guest appearances from OJ Simpson, Amanda Knox, George Zimmerman, and a whole slew of police officers from departments across the country!