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“What a great date night, right, babe?”

The bustling nightlife also a telltale sign

Clearly, Chip Kelly is a racist.

Who is Joe Namath?

Sean Connery: Bear Pantsless. Just the way your mother likes it, Trebek!

Whoa, man, you really love your mom. I think that’s pretty cool.

“Kaeden, get over here!”

Refreshing to see another D-I athlete admit he’s gay though.

Yeah, but it shows baseball players having a sense of humor which probably breaks another unwritten rule.

I record in portrait mode out of spite.

you keep saying that you understand what irony is, and then you proceed to demonstrate that you don’t at all understand the concept of irony with your subsequent statements. i think this gif is pertinent:

“What about all the women *I* haven’t harassed?!”

Pro tip- if your takeaway from this awful story is to make it all about your own personal hurt dudefeels...you might not actually be as “nice” as you think you are.

Might want to investigate what that whooshing noise was.

I also think it’s really fucked up that Chip keeps saying Sam Bradford is prone to injunry.

comes to the comment section of a story about a woman being attacked by a stranger to say fear of being attacked by a stranger is irrational

This is the giveaway to know this guy was an asshole.