Indiana’s foreign policy is such crap.

“Great idea. I would sign this bill.” - Mike Pence

Well, when Indiana conquers Ireland, kills most of the population, and espouses a policy of exiling the remainder to the shittiest part of Wexford, we’ll have a chat, junior.

You’re just adding more holes for him to try to put his penis in.

Um, yes. All over him.

Ruston Webster, to Ken Whisenhunt: Why does Kelly keep calling him S. Jacob Bradford?

They also showed during a game the other night him solving a Rubik’s Cube in under 2 minutes. So yeah there’s seemingly nothing he can’t beast at.

He already does.

Good to see Mookie doing the right thing.

Around 5th grade my father would send me to school with a thermos of coffee..so theres that..

It may not be a “thing” in the sense of being a thing that happens frequently or even semi-frequently, but it is clearly a thing that happened to Leeza Pearson and her daughter.

Well when you put it that way. Christ, that guy’s fucked.

“What if I told you that one team had two scoring champions?”

No, but Steve Kerr had a long, successful NBA playing career in which he was a part of five championship teams (playing an important role for the three Bulls teams and getting some meaningful moments for the two Spurs teams). He also happened to win those championships playing for two of the three most celebrated…

See, what I think is inexcusable is the police arresting a guy for a non-violent offense, shackling his hands and feet, driving him recklessly around town, unrestrained, until his spinal cord is partially severed and then leaving him there to die.

Stephen A. Smith: Grow up.

I get the Coolio hate (more of a pre-internet meme)but Montell Jordan never comes wack on an old school track.

I grew up a Georgia Bulldog fan (still am) but we used to get that 12 noon Big Ten game down here. Something about Michigan football I used to like. I'll be rooting for them now that my fave NFL team ran the best coach they've had since Bill Walsh out of town. If I had a son, I'd want him to play for Harbaugh. He has…

He was such a jerk, in fact, that he ended up spending hours playing baseball by himself in a strip mall parking lot.

He still walks around bouncing balls off shit like he was eleven years old. I think he’s reached the point now where unless he’s coaching a rival team, you kinda have to love the guy.