It’s not pushing back against healthy eating, it’s pushing back against the bullshit, non-science based nonsense that idiots like the Food Babe focus on.

Hope someone was available to promptly Baylor out.

Meanwhile, Spencer Hawes, whom Doc Rivers signed to a four-year, $23 million contract, is just rotting away at the end of the bench, crafting Rand Paul fan fiction.

That’s actually correct.

Yes. That’s obviously the important thing to remember here.

God... this is so great! The increasing wine glass size is hilarious.

Either way, we’re left with a cum stain that won’t go away.

Probably along the lines of:

Something tells me that when that cop got done playing catch with the white kids he probably played tackle with a black kid.

+1 Soul Glow

MvDonalds president concerned by this negative publicity. Still stands by deliciousness of trademark Big Miv sandwich.

“As the video begins, an unidentifed young black woman can be heard saying to Manhart, “That flag is not yours.” “Actually, it is,” Manhart replies.”

Therein lies the heart of American racism that the students were trying to protest. Black students were unable to use the flag in protest because it does not represent…

Now that you mention it, that sounds delicious and comforting. WWIII is happening outside and you are nice and cozy inside with your endless supply of bacon in your Bacon Bunker.

For our sake he was crucified under Belichick and Ryan; he suffered, died, and was buried. And on the third offseason, he rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures. He ascended into Philadelphia and is seated at the right hand of Kelly, the head coach. He will play again in glory, to judge the players and ESPN, and…

You can always count on one person in the comment section to equate anti-black racism with discrimination against white people.

If I remember correctly the real Popeye Doyle, Eddie Egan, had both a substantial cameo in and was technical adviser to the film. Apparently he didn't mind the depiction too much, and even sold a few beers off of the notoriety. PS He was only 49 in this commercial in case you're wondering how being a NY cop back in…

Do you know Texas once tried to secede from the Union but was beat back in line? That's right, Texas is the state of quitters because it couldn't secede even if it tried to. Texas, the loser state.