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Klopp was somehow able to make little old Dortmund—a club that had been mired in midtable mediocrity in the years prior to his appointment—a true rival to world giant Bayern Munich

I think Klopp's biggest mistake was the offseason firing of one of his top assistants, Gustav Klipp. Dortmund just didn't have the proper rhythm after that.

Are Koreans like the Alpha Asian? They look so much bigger and taller than chinamen and japs.

He stood up, bravely and proudly, in front of a stadium full of people, and with one small act declared: “This is why the rest of the country hates East Coasters.”

Andrelton Simmons has a lot to live up to, being named after Andre the Giant, Elton John and Richard Simmons all at the same time — all of them great men in their fields. Andrelton’s field just happens to be an actual field.

Your repeated requests that I not read into this are causing me to read into this.

If I was the women in this situation, it would take every ounce of will power I have to not wag my finger near then chanting ‘I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you’

Hm. Hasn’t started yet. How much longer do you think we should wait?

I’m completely comfortable criticizing religious traditions particular when they intersect with the outside world. I’d say sit by a woman or get off the flight.

Or, alternatively, realize that the world doesn't cater exclusively to your religion and take appropriate precautions. If you can't abide by women sitting next to you, then make sure to also buy both seats on either side of you to prevent this from occurring. No one said remaining faithful was going to be cheap.

You can criticize their behavior without criticizing their religion. These men didn’t simply ask to change their own seats. They demanded that the women - who were seated in their assigned seats - get up and move for them. And when these women refused to move (rightfully so), these men had temper tantrums holding up…

And if its over the ocean you have to worry about sharks.

Flying on a plane with your period is just irresponsible. You want to attract flying bears? Because that’s how you attract flying bears.

It is against gods natural law for a man to sit next to a woman! Please let me sit in this aluminum tube flying 5 miles up in the air at 500mph in peace!!

Wait, so your solution is for the ultra-orthodox to willingly have autism injected into their bloodstream?

Frankly, I think it’s just stunningly childish and irresponsible that these people would get on airplanes without up to date Cooties vaccinations in the first place.

Being from Cincinnati I followed this story a little closer, it’s completely fucked. 19 year olds shouldn’t die of cancer. That kid did more good in her last 6 months then some lazy assholes do in their entire lives. Fuck cancer.