HumboldtBlue
HumboldtBlue
HumboldtBlue

A skill no doubt learned from years of putting up with the diva antics of Mango.

That's just silly. I can't imagine expecting a man to compliment my nail polish. I mean, that's just basic grooming, even if you spend $80 getting a manicure. As far as makeup, I figure that the point is for it to be NOT noticed in and of itself. Throwing out the occasional, "Well, you look especially pretty

Next Up: How To Spot If Your S/O Has In Fact Changed Her Hair.

I’d root for crime.

A cocky, arrogant, immature, drunk frat-bro dipshit sports figure most closely identifies with a Boston sports team? No fucking way.

Your 2015 Cincinnnati Reds! How much stealing are we gonna do this year? We already stole an “n” from the Washigton Nationals!

At least we don’t have to hear about New York all the damned time like over on Gawker.

That’s inexcusable. How do you get San Francisco and Oklahoma City mixed up?

If he thinks that college basketball doesn’t prepare people for the NBA, then he should press the NCAA to pay college kids, or he should single-handedly expand the D-League and recruit high school kids there. I will admit that the age minimum for the NBA is the worst thing to happen to college basketball.

Please shut the fuck up you mindless drone. Stop parroting every thing you hear on Fox News.

If this Kelly fella really is a “system trumps stars” guy he would probably make a pretty good college coach. Maybe he should try that...

“I don’t think he likes or respects stars.”

Mice can take many forms. One must always be on the alert.

But I can change him!

He seems like the quintessential Duke player. Punchable face? Check. Name of a lacrosse-playing legacy? Check. “Scrappy?” Check. Slaps the floor? Check. Impossibly talented even though everything else about him is detestable to the point that you question the very nature of fairness and why the universe even exists?

This is the first Regressing article that I was able to understand all the way through. It's an Opening Day miracle!

The other thing is that she put herself out there to sing, which she is still doing extremely well, not to be a sex object. So like even if that argument is valid at all (it’s not) it still makes no sense here.

Is this appropriate?