First off, fuck you.

Second, this guy quit his job FOR REAL. And you can't even PRETEND to quit your job in your bullshit bravado comment? Please imply harder that you're a bigger badass than Borland...when your timid ass can't even pretend to take the financial risk he actually took in real fucking life.

"Guy with a father figure goes ten rows deep to make that play." — Cowherd

You may not be getting a croissant, but you're definitely getting a cannoli.

Yea! How dare he be concerned about his own health!

Right? We've always just used toilet paper (mainly due to being really poor for a long time - Kleenex are kind of a luxury). I guess I should start acting like a grown-up and buying Kleenex... *sigh*

Not to be a nitpicker, but your second paragraph makes it seem like the Senate is considering the bill passed previously, which is not the case. The RFRA was introduced and passed in the state House last December as part of the LAST session's lame duck period. After that session, all pending bills and such…

Satan has just had bad PR for a few thousand years. the invention of ROCK N' ROLL really turned it around

I love how appropriate your name is.

PREACH! I dunno, maybe it's because I grew up in a family without a lot of money to spare, and we never used tissues. Just TP. Now I buy tissues because I know the toilet roll thing bothers people.

*Uh...what are you doing?

Ah yes this!!!!! My mother and/or sister visit me and freak out that I don't have Kleenex. I HAVE TOILET PAPER AND IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME THING* EXCEPT ON A ROLL INSTEAD OF IN A BOX OKAY.

I know! That one had me weeping with mirth

Maybe the real problem is the BLACK HOLE OF SADNESS that is her storyline.

Sometimes saltines and water are all pregnant ladies can keep down

He fielded a good enough defense to get him out from under most of his charges.

Have you seriously never heard of Pat Fucking Summitt?

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