Anybody willing to eat something called the "Big Red Breakfast" must be high as hell.

Of all people that should chill out and take a hit. This guy,

They should get him a kiddie pool and fill it with mint sauce.

happiness is a warm large cat.

Slow clap!

The weather is beautiful, Burning Man has rid SF of most of its insufferables for a few days and college footbaw is finally here. All is right with the world.

The FA Cup has nothing to do with it. UEFA's club coefficients are based on the last five years of European play. So Arsenal, which has made at least the Round of 16 in each of the last five years, is above City, which has only escaped the group stage once in that time.

I don't think the FA Cup matters at all. My understanding is that it's based on recent CL performance (how recent, I don't exactly know). But Arsenal have been a CL mainstay much longer than City at this point (not to mention City have bombed out early in their recent tourneys). This would also explain why…

The mental picture of Zodiac Motherfucker's father quotingNietzsche made me laugh for an unreasonable long time.

To be fair, a LOT of Falcons fans say that about their last Super Bowl, too.

"Because I don't really give a shit what your names are, so..."

That's not his curmudgeon routine. That's his Shawn Kemp routine.

The team brilliant enough to fall for Tony Mandarich's bullshit and not pick Barry Sanders.

You have to have heard of Carl Gerbschmidt, who appears on KFAN with their football picks segment as their resident Packers fan.

Now you'll have to look elsewhere for your "Who's Michael Sam showering with these days?" coverage.

Why Your Team Sucks: 2014 Manchester United

Nothing will scare a male audience away faster than hearing "We Need to Talk". No good ever follows those four words.

I thought confusion arousal is what you feel upon meeting a physically attractive Republican.

Also, Windows-M.