YYEEESSS!!!!!! I've been waiting with bated breath for this one! I'm a Browns fan and can't wait to laugh my ass off at how bad they are because I've already cried so much it hurts!

Oh snap!

Mark Emmert has issued a statement of condolence, assuring Keck's widow that, while he was alive, Michael's education provided him more than fair and just compensation.

I feel sorry for Atleti. Yeah, they lost Diego Costa, but that's not as big of a blow to their title chances as Barcelona and Real Madrid stockpiling weapons-grade talent over the offseason. I'm cheering for Barca because Real Madrid is the Satan of the sports world. Not even Hannibal Suarez can convince me to root…

This would be me.

The vomit wasn't even the issue here. Gary Bettman just didn't want another clown to be so closely associated with the Stanley Cup.

If it was Mr., Mrs., Mrs, and Mrs I bet they would be cool about it.

Though only one could be named starter, both Cassel and Bridgewater are pro-moat.

When you can say that THIS is the nicest uniform you ever came up with...

Meanwhile, North Korea and the Cubs continue to blame Obama

And just when things were going so well for the city of St. Louis.

unless you can imagine measurable things like success in European competitions. Then, La Liga does quite well for itself.

I watched the news clip, and my guess is that maybe she thought if she spoke that way the kids would find her more relatable or cool, but clearly she was mistaken. Anyway, I had a hard time focusing on what she was saying because I couldn't take my eyes off her "interesting" hairstyle. Is hairstyle shaming a thing?

Required viewing for this young fella:

Surprised he's not wearing a pink Pedroia jersey.

or just written "I'm new here."

New here?

Well he definitely sucked trying to defend the cross on the goal Coleman score 5 minutes ago, so there's that.

me: "what does a boner feel like?"

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.