What do you think of the parallels between "the blue wall" and "stop snitching"?

But what is the point of neopolitan ice cream if you aren't going to scoop it lengthwise to get all three flavors?

You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.

I ate a whole bowl (4 scoops) of vanilla yesterday. No toppings.

Artisanal Jell-O made from the bones of the Chincoteague ponies will get things turned around.

1825: Moroni tells Joseph Smith to follow his book, shut up, and figure it out
2014: Marrone tells the Buffalo Bills to follow his book, shut up, and figure it out

The history of greater Rochester comes full circle.

Child please. Snoop's a legend.

Snoop Dogg on:

"Before he said his name I thought it was Ken Whisenhunt."

I laughed when he said "Coach Tomlin, this is Snoop Dogg." I guess he just wanted to eliminate any doubt in Tomlin's mind as to who this sage advice was come from.

"If you're a guy who gets hurt easily, you need to find another activity where there's not contact involved."

Later, on NFL Live, Mike Ditka added that Rushing should just tough it out. "I have severe brain damage and don't know where I am for most of the day, but you don't see me complaining."

also really fun fact...Groundskeeper for the White Sox....Purdue Alum. BAM.

Purdue has been associated with 13 Noble Prize winners, their alumni pool holds over 15,000 US patents, three Presidential Medal of Freedom winners; this doesn't even begin to mention the thousands of companies that have been started by a Purdue grad....but just saying.

He would have been much better off starting a twitter account for Liverpool supporters. None of them have jobs either.

However, subscriptions to Man/Ewe are still going strong in Scotland.

This is very confusing. I misread as Rick Bayless and Mario Batali. Clearly it's time for lunch.

If Notre Dame "stands apart," as the Times puts it, it's as a chronic bungler of sexual-assault accusations against football players.

I LOVED this movie. It got very uncomfortable with how real it was.