Buying all the pies was more in spite of the parents failure to control their kid/ teach him/her how to behave in public rather than in spite of the child him/herself, imo. I think you should stick to fucking up regional food recipes, Burneko.

As an 8-bit videogame character myself, I am personally outraged at their blatant and callous use of "pixel face." I though that sort of minstrely had finally died out.

Reverse cowgirl is not usually this dangerous.

Plus he turned MATT FUCKING MCGLOIN into an NFL quarterback. You cannot truly appreciate that without having been there in person for McGloin's 5-interception performance against Florida in the 2011 Outback Bowl.

Is there a reason to release the toxicology report of somebody who wasn't driving? This was a sad instance, and if I was his family I'm not sure I want to know he had a BAC of .377. By the way, .377!?! Holy hell.

Yes. Their only rival would be the Pelicans. Who the fuck is afraid of a Pelican? They're annoying, pelicans, but I can't believe a conscious decision was made to make pelicans a mascot for a professional sports team.

We got swept by the Jaguars last year.

Speaking as a Penn State alum, the departure of Bill O'Brien was really something special to behold. You'd think coming off of the absolute worst, most embarrassing scandal in the history of college if not all of sports, we'd have a little bit more perspective than to be throwing around words like "traitor" and…

You do not stick with Ol Wade as DC. Sure, you say, he's pretty good as a DC, we just don't want him as the head coach. But what happens at every stop? The team sucks and the head coach is canned. And guess who's waiting in the wings to be named interim? Ol Wade. The man is a coach killer. And he'll do just good…

I loved the stripes! But like I said, wouldn't matter now, since no one has sleeves.

Why are they all little shits? I thought you liked basketball? What kid who loved basketball in the 80s and 90s didn't have a tongue hanging out when playing pickup. Kobe has never pretended that he didn't take things from MJ's (and plenty of other player's ) games. That literally happens in every sport... and MJ…

Not so much TV but I find myself yelling at videogames a lot at the moment. Like, an NPC will say 'To save the world, you must sail across the Ocean of Flipwizzly in the Coracle of Minkybips and use the Dragon Staff to defeat the evil Emperor Bhlaargh' and I'll be like 'FUCK YOU, YOU DON'T OWN MY LIFE'.

I am going…

I was obsessed with these back in my elementary school years. I always was partial to the Eagles helmets and logo back then.

Oh, come on. The bright orange and bright blue are classic. This is indisputable. (Not a Broncos fan. In fact, my NFL team has maybe the ugliest uniform in pro sports.)

Either you are PERFECT with satire, or you have completely demonstrated the issue with guys who pull the "nice guy" card. Regardless, you get a slow clap.

Word. If it's about taking out his aggression on something, he could have chosen an outlet where the people really are not human — video games, for instance. It's also telling that his targets are vulnerable people, like teenage girls looking for validation or people posting weight loss photos. Again, if he didn't…

I imagine you listen to a lot of WIP.

Even as a Birds fan, its hands down AFC West.. 3 best unis in football and bobblehead Manning, $ division!

I know they're in love with the coach, but naming a color after him seems excessive.