In terms of DC-area lawn ornaments, the Jayson Werth garden gnome is already the most popular, which isn't all that impressive considering its only competition is Dan Snyder.

America, the land of people who are always sure they know better than everyone else, even professionals or people who have dedicated their whole life to studying a particular topic.

Ten bucks says he's also the town's preacher.

WTF is this bullcrap? Was the War on Whites canceled or something?

Boy if you think these photos are eye-openers, wait until the world sees the ones from when Luis Suarez went down on a groupie.

You know soccer players love going down in the box.

Shouldn't this be on Foodspin?

Context? Dude, he's eating pussy!

And get a head coaching job before Patrick Ewing.

"Looking back now, I love that I was pushed to reinvent myself," she says, "because when I sit back and I really look, I need hip-hop, and hip-hop needs me."

Fair enough. I'll try again in three days.

If this was 2003, I'd star you, but the Spurs have had one of the most explosive offenses in the league the last few years and curb stomped the LeBronaires in amazing fashion, so I can't in good faith give you the nod here. Like Serge Ibaka trying and failing to stop Duncan one on one in the clinching WCF OT period,…

2015, you fuckers. Here we come.

I giggled like an Japanese schoolgirl taking a picture. +1

Spurs Player: Oh. My. God. Becky, look at his butt. It is so big.

Pat Summit has forgotten more about basketball than Becky Hammon will ever know.

She's been on the news for years. Locals have a pretty even split in pronunciation. Some put the "y" sound at the end and some don't. I'm local.

I feel you Noah. I had to watch the news with my grandpa for the power ball too.