Yes, they are called the Arizona Diamondbacks.

Why is stealing to put yourself in scoring position not the same as tagging up to second on a flyball to centerfield? Simply because there's a stat for it?

If Mettenberg really got beat up at Loser's, that's a bigger issue than his knee or anything else. That place is the most depressing bar in a town full of low-lit sad sack places where failed dreamers lament their worthless lives, most of whom have the good sense to not drink at a place actually called Loser's.

Hunter Pence insists this vegan ice cream tastes just like the real thing.

Hunter Pence thinks elemenopee is one letter

He was actually running a Scott Brooks-designed play coming out of a timeout.

If you ask my uncle, the real sheep is the guy on the bike, who totally looks like one of them Obama apologists.

*shrug* Who's fault is it shes spoiled? Speaks more about herself really.

The Air Force has the Thunderbirds.... but no one would drink that shit.

Oh, the horror. If the daughter has any brains, she'll say "yep, like many teens, I acted like a spoiled brat, got punished, learned from it, and grew up." Next.

I just don't.....understand...how some guys...get together and say "Hey, let's rape some girls tonight" I just don't get it. Or you know, "Don't drink from the blue capped one, that's spiked with rape drugs"

Stop using Emmitt as the escape goat.

They need to put some more bible quotes on the doors, I guess.

The few, the proud, the date-rapists.

Hunter Pence wants to change his first name to Six because that's the only way he'll ever be mentioned in a song.

HUNTER PENCE'S SISTER MAKES $86 PER HOUR AT HOME AND WON'T SHARE SECRETS IN COMMENTS SECTION OF POPULAR WEBSITE

HUNTER PENCE WEARS AXE GOLD

They shouldn't have said that shit about the Godfather, man. That wasn't right.

I love that you also prefer pancetta! It's my secret. From CT here and we almost never use a roux-let the potatoes thicken the stock by smashing a few on side of pot. Also we add the heavy cream at the very end and only to color it. My chowder is velvety and full bodied without being gloopy. I have access to fresh…

A real (Eastern) New Englander would go out during low tide and find clams with their own damn hands and feet