There is a whole segment in the “Royal Family at Work” that covers the preparations made for the Queen’s death.

Oh yes, my cousin is like that. I also have a friend who can’t eat Humboldt grass fed beef because he says it smells like grass and cows (he isn’t 100% wrong either).

I like the extra sharp white cheddar and the extra sharp yellow on crackers and I also get the extra sharp cheddar slices which melt very well over the top of a burrito or in a sammich.

Just to the south

The extra sharp is delicious, the mild cheddar is meh but works well in mac and cheese.

And for you my cheese-recommending friend, a recommendation back atcha

And here I am with my eyes in the stars with visions of rocket ships.

You win the day my friend.

So you’re saying you’re a fan of the high cheese?

Huh?

Don’t y’all have that goddamned train running above the field as well? Who the hell thinks of Houston and thinks “trains, yeah, trains”?

Yo man, I’m with ya there but only up to a point. I love cheese and crackers, cheese and crackers of all sorts. Goat cheese with those sesame seed water cracker things? I’m in. Those pepper rice crackers they sell at the co-op, the ones that make your lips burn a little bit and which irritate the little shave cut at…

No one wants to feel like they’re living in a world where everyone acts as Big Brother to each other

So you’re saying that she should have worn sandals instead of vacationing at the resort?

Yeah, you tell that woman who has had a son for 60-plus years how she’s supposed to deal with a whole new raft of emotional issues! You’re so fucking brave, so fucking brave!

RED DAWN! WOLVERIIIINNNESSSSSSSSS!

When does one deserve to be falsely accused of rape?

You’ve been getting your ass handed to you up and down the comments section but at least with this comment you were honest — accuse a man of sexual harassment or rape and he’s automatically guilty and anyone who says differently is just a rape apologist and slut-shamer who deserves to be silenced.

Admit it, the closest you’ve ever come to having sex is buying one of those pillows with the face of the cartoon girl on it and then going on a picnic. It’s OK, we won’t laugh.

Yeah, this guy knows about unions and we should all listen to him because he hates unions and seems really smart and stuff.