HumboldtBlue
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And that doesn’t bother me at all because he’s entertaining as hell.

Wait, why did I read that in Paula Deen’s voice?

Fundamentalist anything - avoid. Avoid.

LIKE A ROCK!

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I knew someone would have it, now the Mizzou players need to learn the song.

Yeah, that stupid man probably just kept her back from being a really huge star because we know high school-aged kids with some singing talent always make it on their own particularly if they’re girls.

GO EAT A BROKEN BEAKER YOU ... YOU ... WRONGINGTON WRONGSON OF WRONGVILLE WRONG ISLAND!

Nice try Kermit-hater, but they were invented for the show Sam and Friends and then became a staple of Sesame street regardless of what that lying liar Leslie Horn (why haven’t you left our planet yet?) types into her stupid machine that spews out wrong and stupid lists!

THE MUPPETS WERE INVENTED FOR SESAME STREET, LESLIE. NOW YOU NOT ONLY HAVE TO LEAVE EARTH YOU HAVE TO LEAVE THE GALAXY, BYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXACTLY! It’s like a caveWOman who has never before seen any of the Muppets just shuffled a deck of Muppet cards and came up with this ... this ... this collection of words that is so far from being right it’s Lenin!

Well good for Mr. Smarter-Than-Everyone-Else and bigger and stronger too! I have an Erdos number of pie, so there!

I remember stumbling upon this movie and as I began watching I had no clue what it was but I sat their rapt, it’s a movie that made a lasting impression and I had often thought about it over the years but couldn’t remember the name until a few years ago when I stumbled across it again. Great flick

Dammit, should have read further down, just re-posted that video to a comment above

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I wouldn’t say that too loud, birds have a sophisticated information network (carrier pigeons 3.0) and they talk, boy do they talk.

Yeah, don’t you remember that time that Ferdinand went down to the local Bullfighting Licensing Office to get medically cleared to be stabbed until he slowly bled to death at the hands of a prancing midget dressed in a showgirls outfit while the crowd cheers?

All that is missing is a soundtrack from the Lawrence Welk Show ... and-a-one and-a-two and-a-three

That really illustrated how a consistent stroke is so vitally important.

Why not both?

What about the lack of a burning river?