Now that’s a comment that harkens back to baseball’s golden days when the men who played the game knew how to properly respect the game. That rings with the sound of 1939 when baseball was as pure and white as freshly fallen snow.

No shit. Twice now, because of the complete and utter lack of offense, we have seen Phils games end in just 2:30.

Yeah, because if there is one thing baseball desperately needs its millions of kids playing the game from the moment they can walk and hold a glove and a bat and baseball has surely fallen flat on its face in that aspect.

Nope, not yet. I am getting impatient and my scissors hand is getting itchy. Do you realize how hard it is to wait to cut off the beard of a Haredi man? Hope is starts soon.

Who can only be on duty if they are on their periods.

What about sharkbears?

Oh go fuck yourself you little racist bitch. You hijacked a thread about the systemic, historical and ongoing abuse of black people in this country to pretend that there is a similar history of violence committed against "white people like you." The original article was about something you refused to address and…

Sweet Jesus hanging from a burning cross, you just went full fucking Klan.

Fucking OJ, he even fucks up nerd threads.

The Science sub on reddit featured a study the other day that found that humans who have easy access to the internet consider themselves far smarter and knowledgeable than those without.

What was that you said about Ella Fitzgerald? Oh, you mean it’s her magnificent voice, vocal range and extraordinary talent that has made her the star of my music collection since my mom first put her on the phonograph when I was just a wee one?

He’s the teenage son of a baseball player and it appears he has never heard of the Oakland Raiders. Is this normal among the sports-centric young teen demographic these days?

It’s not a single play but a series of plays as McNabb had a chance to drive the Eagles for a score in the 4th quarter of the 2005 Super Bowl and instead vomited away that chance.

You’re so brave.

Rainbows.

It's close, it's damn close.

They may grumble but Gen Con has a contract with the Civic Center that runs through 2020 so they they will grumble for five more years before they have any sort of impact.

It's an awesome mistake to make.

Proud to be star-man #140.

I'll just be over hanging on the wall watching the follow-up jokes roll in.