Huh, that's funny, she told me the same thing.

What's ... ummm ... what's wrong ... I mean, isn't that natural?

Maybe the could name the building after officer Stacy Koons.

You know damn well the FOXies were worried it was named after Tupac's momma and the kids who live in the dorm would only listen to gansta rap and get humongous stomach tattoos.

Is that you McNulty?

Meh, anteaters isn't too bad, they could be the banana slugs.

Wait, you mean they don't have anything to do with ancient Greece?

A 37-yeasr old mother of two was gunned down on the front stoop of her house with her two-year old child strapped into a car seat in the driveway 12 feet away. The man who shot and killed her was the father of that child and they had an ongoing custody dispute and as far as we know, no history of domestic violence. He…

I have never purchased a box of tissues for myself because I ALREADY HAVE 20-METRIC-FUCKTONS-OF-COSTCO-PURCHASED-TOILET-PAPER-IN-MY-APARTMENT-AND-THERE-IS-NO-NEED-TO-BUY-ANOTHER-PAPER-PRODUCT-TO-GET-RID-OF-SNOT

Not until you say it ... come onnn ... you gotta say it ....

They have moved to Boston

Say it

That comment flew so quickly past your head you went soccer-Godwin. Great job!

Because they went 10-6 and when you look back at last year's team or the one before that many of those players are gone. So we have a coach who has gone 20-12 in his first two years in the league and who continues to make changes to build a team to fit his vision. Why is that so hard to grasp?

Not only that Kelly wants a straight-line runner in his system and while Shady broke more ankles within three yards of the line of scrimmage than Allen Iverson at team tryout day, he was also caught behind the line for more losses than any other RB.

Well, in his defense he never did listen to and learn the lyrics to Steve Miller's hit.

Well, technically they did invent a sport that no one else played and then they went out and forced their way onto every continent and soon all the darkies were playing their game and playing it much better so they sulk, as only an Englishman can sulk.

You have no idea what you are talking about and it's obvious you have no clue as to how UT athletics was run and is now run or else you wouldn't have pressed publish after typing out that series of words that only betray your staggering ignorance.

FOIA stands for freedom of information act and each state has their own version, the statutes are not just Federal.

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