Give me NBCSN. Their Premier League coverage is easily the best overall coverage of any on-air sports product on TV

Well, at least they had a man quite familiar with on-court violence in the booth ready to provide color commentary. I haven't heard Knight get that excited since he was trying to put Jeremy Schaap into timeout.

Yeah because he's penniless, friendless and without family if he gets suspended. I mean, they've left him with no options whatsoever, what on earth will he do now that he can't play pepper with his teammates?

Well, the fighting Papilloma Piruses sounds weird.

Yeah, ask Eric Dickerson, he had a terrible career.

Every somewhere needs a mention too, it's not just elsewheres and evermores and ne'er-do-wells out there that get all the love from grammarians, or else we would all be nowhere at anywhere we wanted to be.

Yeah because smoking a joint is akin to be addicted to cocaine, you fucking nailed that one.

No, silly, just blowjobs complete with furtive glances and immediate post-nut regret.

To be fair, she's got a sister named Carby (short for Carburetor) another sister named Hemi and two cousins, twins, both named Cam.

No, you're thinking of Burneko and other Deadspin staff members who think the Knicks are doing it just right, Milwaukee is two years from seriously challenging for a title and that the Heat, who have won a whole nine more games than the Sixers, were ready to make another title push until Bosh went down.

You just described this nation's decade-long failure known as the war on drugs. You'll find plenty of people backing the incarceration of men and women found with small amounts of "illegal" substances, A-Rod got a year's suspension in the midst of a $250 million dollar deal.

Great, now he's just going to be the butt of Deadspin jokes.

Not only that he does it with one arm, just snatches #64 and slips him to the side, throws a gentle arm-bar and then gets some snuggles from a teammate.

KOOL cigarettes are a last century thing and smoking does not make you look "cool" Mr. Integrity-man.

Have you speaken to schomebody about it?

That is the best of them all and the shadow dog for the Browns is excellent as well.

If you build it they will jump

What they pointed out is clearly incorrect. The ball is not stuck between the back of the rim and the backboard, the ball came to rest of the back of the rim and very well could have rolled into the hoop, so the claim that it was a miss is clearly incorrect.

Shut up, Clarence

Do it, have him do it, y'all will love it.