Feels like I am awfully close to detention, don't do it hall monitor, Austin!

"punctuation issues still rampant", sweet mother of nonsense you have a hit a home run and scored a touchdown all on one play. Don't get too crazy with those hall pass violation slips, however.

You read very well, you understood all of those words, but words have meaning and I didn't call anyone anything. I'll let you you tumble that around while you monitor the halls.

You are being very rude and hurting my feelings

Please don't give me detention assistant hall monitor Austin

4-9 (is that the secret code?, this should be fun)

Wow, you're so much like, like an internet comment hall monitor. You must practice a lot.

You are simply adorable

Ummm, here?

I was going to suggest you check with Al Cowling, but never mind.

No shit, there he is, no gloves and no Bronco.

Here, have some cheese, you seem upset.

You're a fumbledick who takes internet comments far too seriously and that's not my problem that's yours.

Oh stop it, you, I'm not sad, I love pizza!

You're a seer, a psychiatrist and a mind-reader and by god you seem like a patriot.

You hit the nail on the head there.

Go fuck a goat you humorless fuckwit.

And you wonder why people point and laugh at you openly in public.

Why would you fuck Christmas, that seems like a very odd thing to want to do, also it would seem impossible to do, but hey, those are your Christmas balls to with as you wish.

The theory of evolution says no such fucking thing and sweet mother of nationalistic bullshit this has all the charm of a cheesy Army recruiting video dressed up in some American flag Zubaz pants while an apple pie is being shoved it ass along with 30 partially digested hotdogs straight from the heaving gorge of that…