Actually, most of that salary is booster club money, the base salary still means highest paid state employee, but the bulk is not public

Looking for an indie drama that is written and directed by and starring Asian Americans?

And this time around this guy will be leading the tank brigade

Well, you are forgetting the Volkswagen Thing

Oh shove that MRA nonsense up your ass. It's your fucking problem that you can't tell Heather her wedding demands are too damn much, not society's. It's your damn fault you can't tell someone who is supposedly your friend that they are asking too much of your time and your resources and to reconsider their demands.…

I will say I am all for "freeing the nipple" but that's because shirts are overrated

Bitch suck my dick, you rusty-ass cheese-filled cunt.

So women spending far too much money on events surrounding a wedding is sexist? No, it's silly and wasteful and it's entirely preventable but this aint me and the boys ensuring you can't come into the club house or ensuring you won't get the promotion or the deserved raise because of your gender, this is keeping up…

All I know is that the outfit she wore for this year's Trooping of the Color was simply fantastic, the hat rules all

Was waiting for that

I was in the military when a buddy of mine stopped by the dorms with his awesome three year old son. We were all pals and hung out quite a bit and dad asked me if I could watch the boy while he ran two errands on base.

I'm supposed to be a cynical, hard-hearted and emotionally aloof sort of guy, but sweet mother of downy cuteness that last picture is just too goddamned much.

I'm with you, when I saw him wobble off the field I was sure a sub was up and on the baseline ready to come in and then Pereira started gesturing and posturing and to my amazement ran back out on the field.

Getting folks like you to write angry comments on Gawker websites. Here. have some cheese.

Only if Alana is wearing stilts

I find the reserve a bit too pungent for me. I very much enjoy Tillamook cheddar, however.

You should eat more cheese, you seem like an angry and unhappy person and some good cheese may help you feel better about yourself. Then again, you're the sort of person that takes what an 8-year old TV personality has to say seriously, so cheese may not help at all.

You should just go ahead and lose some weight, being a fatass is obviously making you a crazy person. Cut back on the portions, eat slowly to avoid over-eating and get in a good hour-long walk each day and maybe you'll feel better and won't act like an entitled, angry, disrespectful 8-year old child in a Gawker…

Exactly, it's close but not close enough, Van Persie's will rank as one of the greatest ever. Cahill's was brilliant, but a step down on the awesome scale.

You knocked this out of the park, wonderful story