I completely understand their point of view. It is also no surprise that Los Angeles is a plague on all of humanity, seeing as how it is a complete cesspool of utter disgust. That goes for most of the west coast, though.

I'm glad you have been chosen to speak for everyone.

Wait... so this guy is throwing a temper tantrum because one of the creators behind Penny Arcade "stole" the spotlight at his own expo? I kind of want to punch this Cards Against Humanity guy in the dick. It's like your older brother winning a trophy and getting more immediate attention because you are just not…

I don't. Regardless, that doesn't change the fact that they release mobile-only big name titles that are at least partially canon, which I think is just stupid.

What great news. I woke up this morning and declared over my coffee that I was really hoping someone would come along to rape and murder Shin Megami Tensei in all of its forms. Oh, wait; I didn't do that at all. If Persona 5 becomes the next Shenmue III, I will strangle so many babies. All of the babies. Sega kills…

I think existing franchises should stay the fuck away from mobile gaming. I'm getting sick of big franchise games coming out with some side story, even if it is only loosely connected, and being mobile-only. I don't want to fucking play games on my phone, god dammit.

Agarest War was average. Agarest War Zero, however, was actually pretty damn good. Useless complaints about the overly erotic part aside, I'm just glad that we still get a few playable SRPGs over in the States. Not really a popular genre over here, which is a damn shame; I absolutely love SRPGs.

Perhaps I lost faith in Mr. Mikami prematurely.

Why is it that every video released for Titanfall makes the game look less appealing? At this point, the game looks about as interesting as an insurance salesman.

We should probably just continue to monitor Americans in general. We're all pretty much a time bomb of violent insanity. Gamers seem more like the rapist type, anyway. Where are the "shut-in rapes classmate after playing Street Fighter" headlines? I guess no one really headlines rape.

I hope that makes the map smaller than everyone claimed. One of the biggest things I hated about GTA was how large the maps are, especially considering there isn't actually much to them except for filler between missions. I almost want to try GTA V, but I hated GTA IV, and the other ones were boring, so I'll probably…

Man, blogging for Kotaku must be the easiest job in the world.

The only reason his studio doesn't make sequels is because no one will fund them. It isn't like he hasn't tried to make sequels numerous times.

Bah! Gabe Newell better hurry up with some 3's before his limbs fall off from the inevitable diabetes he will get (if he doesn't already have some mutant strain).

Well, of course it is stupid; it's fake. If they had a mirror lined with real cocaine, it would be considered the greatest launch event of anything ever in the history of time.

Weak.

Translated to: "We know most of you are drooling retards, so we're going to remove spoiler videos so that you don't purposely click on them out of sheer stupidity."

However, things like this prove that you don't even have to have a slightly interesting or remotely entertaining idea in order to succeed. With this example, I have a hard time believing that anything fails on Kickstarter.

Well, I'm glad we have the video game characters' skin color all clarified.

You forgot to mention that Trevor Phillips is white.