HumanoidShark
HumanoidShark
HumanoidShark

The only reason that I'm glad GTA exists is because Saint's Row would most likely not exist without it.

Weak. A creative way to whine for attention in your pseudo-suicidal state, I suppose.

Sweet new documentary, huh? I'm going to make an epic documentary about the spoiled milk in my fridge that I keep forgetting about. The tragic journey of how one man neglected his milk to a point of rot, until he finally one day overcomes all odds and pours it down the drain. I can make a sequel about buying a new

You must mean post-Clock Tower games, where the player lacks weapons and is pursued throughout an unsettling environment. Slender wasn't the least bit scary, but I do give it points for really trying. Amnesia was a bit of a hit or miss title with me, the major miss being that it never got under my skin. You can have

That means I have to fly to Florida... ugh. I GUESS this is enough reason to suffer Orlando for a few days... maybe.

One of the world's best developers? Hahaha, okay. Greatly exaggerating a bit, are we?

How is horror back?

I'm actually dumbfounded.Who would take the time to make this? Seems rather counterproductive, really.

"I hate these people, so I'm going to dedicate large amounts of time to them."

Stupidity always prevails, I guess.

Zach Snyder is a god damn hack, anyway; it really doesn't matter who is going to be in this movie.

As if Fable didn't suck enough already.

The reactions remind me of my aunt yelling at me to turn off that satanic music when I was in high school. 11-year-olds have already been initiated at school by curb stomping teachers these days, so what does it matter? That kid probably already has prison tattoos and a bastard child.

Seriously, though; it isn't a big

Perhaps. Then we need WW4, so we can base games and movies on it. WW3 is played out; it was nothing more than a prequel to WW4.

Wait... is Kotaku complaining about the changes? They look perfectly fine to me.

Truth. I didn't even find Amnesia to be scary once the initial first hour wore off, but the sequel didn't even have the initial first minute. The game was a boring breeze.

Who actually cares about this? Who the hell sits there and goes, "man, I really hope that person is actually a nerd." The person that dwells over such a trivial matter is truly the pathetic one in all of this. If a chick that is clueless about a video game character wants to get all sexy, then I am all for it. WHY THE

I know what you mean. However, the only difference between how the story is told in a WRPG as compared to a JRPG is that a lot of WRPGs give an illusion of choice, even though the outcome is always the same. I find BioWare games to have more of a linear narrative and character development than most JRPGs, though. They

Welcome to the internet, Emily; where cowards and ugly people take their self loathing out on everyone else because they don't risk being stabbed in the genitals.

Her story isn't even that bad, I've seen much worse. Hell, it is a daily occurrence on Kotaku to run across some "I was raped as a child by a dog and hate

Gamers cannot mock this guy. I've seen pathetic lumps of obese flesh wait for days outside of a store for a video game, without even a microwave to cook their every meal. At least the iPhone 5 is actually useful.

This guy just sounds like a complete idiot. However, it saddens me that this man was caught and the entirety of Arizona has not been shot down with rubber bullets.

This really doesn't seem like it has anything to do with being a woman in the workplace; it is more about being insecure in the workplace. I've seen men treated unfairly, stepped upon at every moment, for having the same issues with insecurity and self esteem. I have also seen confident women with high self esteem be