*shrugs*

This is just... weird. Everything about this kept making me think I was reading some discarded Onion article.

Most of those are either summer up with either 'not for those' who played the game when it was released X years ago, or 'not for those' who played any of the prequels or similar games. Sounds like the Wii U has a pretty powerful library.

Very cool looking. Do I have to play it in a pitch black room with the TV brightness on 0 for it to actually look cool, though?

This was originally the only reason I would buy an Xbox One, but the whole "kinect-focused gameplay" aspect completely destroyed it for me. Everything I've read leads me to believe that it CAN be played with a controller, but it will be awkward and probably boring if you do.

Schizophrenia is the first thing that comes to mind.

That sounded like a bad 90s grunge lyric. And by bad, I mean awesome.

Whoa! I can play some crappy fighting games in a decades old FPS? The future... it is just too bright for me.

Sounds good to me. It isn't like anyone ever played Final Fantasy because it had amazing, stunning game play. I never played through FF8 thinking, "Oh, man, this selecting things from a menu is so intense." No, it is a standard JRPG, and I played it for the rich atmosphere and story. I welcome a bit of actual game…

20 bucks says it ends up being Silent Hill: Downpour. I'm not quite sure if I trust Mr. Mikami. This is looking pretty damn good, but I still give him blame for Shadows of the Damned being average. That and Resident Evil 4 wasn't scary in any way. However, it looks like he is taking to darker, albeit boring,…

I've never been a big fan of chocolate...

Maybe video games do make people stupid; or more stupid. These launch stunts are retarded.

Major skip for me. Maybe this will tide people over until a good zombie game comes out. Seriously, Dead Rising 2 was returned after two hours, and it took me a lot of patience to make it that far.

Because video games want to be taken all seriously instead of be any fun anymore.

It is just not that bad, at all. The worst thing you've ever played? Surely you jest.

I don't know. I know some girl got killer (or killed someone) a couple of years back over digital loot in the US. MMOs were okay until I got to around my third year of college and actually had a busy schedule for the first time in my life.

She really didn't, did she? She was certainly one of the most forgetful heroines of the FF franchise.

I surely hope that game play always trumps, because 99.999% of video games have writing worse than old sci-fi.

Ah, that is where you are wrong. I was a small kid, so I learned quickly to counter the bigger kids with chemicals and throat hits. I was in Catholic school, you see. Fights break out all the time. I was also clever enough to cover my tracks so that it looked like I was indeed sorry, and rarely got in trouble.

No. I've been to Ireland a few times to visit my cousins, but not Scotland. Ireland was incredibly boring. Well, Dublin was, as well as some countryside town I can't remember the name of. Boring as all hell. If Scotland is anything like Ireland, I imagine that it is extremely boring.

Gamers wouldn't be happy if the game gave them a blowjob and a martini.