Bah! Screw this, just give me another Castlevania game.

I just went and got a glass of water, and ended up plagiarizing the whole god damn world. Suck on that, Kotaku.

Whoa. BioWare is actually going to make a BioWare game? It has been a long time since they have done that.

As far as guns go, the first game I remember being able to duel-wield guns in was the PC game Blood. It would even go as far as to yell "GUNS AKIMBO!" at you when you did it. Man, that game was awesome.

The Teddy is awesome. That... thing in the brown dress. What the hell is it? And there really should be some sort of official standard for Morrigan cosplay. Being hot would be a nice requirement.

Oh, I know. My 360 is like an ugly, retarded puppy that keeps running into things and causing nothing but trouble; but I feed it and clean its wounds, anyway. But soon will come the time when I buy that nice, gorgeous pooch (PS3/4), and that will be the time to euthanize that retarded puppy right in the god damn face.…

Yup. That must be it. Its like when I say that I hate a British guy, what I really mean is that I want to cannibalize and burn all of England.

Right? Somehow, it would be much more acceptable if Jimmy Urine dressed up as C. Viper.

"Being new? Pshhhhh! We have absolutely no idea what the word new even means, and we're doing just fine. Now come over here and check out this new quasi-innovative system/handheld we designed; it lets you play the same game you've played ten times in the past two decades, but in a different way."

What the hell else are you going to do in Oregon?

How can video games be a waste of time and a cause of laziness when each game that comes out is only three hours long? Maybe they sulk about how short it is for a while.

I have a very back-and-forth love/hate relationship with video games. On one hand, I've played video games all my life and thoroughly enjoyed a decent…

Oh no! I didn't get to see Dead Rising 3 look exactly like it's two utterly bland predecessors!

Male C. Viper is an atrocity, and it also reminds me of the lead singer from Mindless Self Indulgence.

I like it a lot. I haven't gotten around to getting a 3DS yet, mainly due to not really liking the whole 3D part; so this is perfect for me. Now I can finally play SMT IV.

"Here you go, guys, now you can play this sub-par Zelda game on Wii U; and we even Michael Bay'd it up for you so that it is shinier and more blinding."

I thought Persona 3 was better than Persona 4, especially the FES version. Actually, they should just remake this list into "20 Shin Megami Tensei games you must play (and Catherine)."

And yet another reason to never go to PAX.

hahaha, right? I missed out on some cool deal they were having just recently, though, where they would have given me $150 credit. Now it is back to pennies and frowns.

Yeah, the 360 has negative exclusives. I bought mine due to price and because of Dead Rising 1. Turns out that I fucking hate Dead Rising, so that was good. I really did like Alan Wake, though. That and Spectral Force 3 are the only times I enjoyed my 360. I liked Lost Odyssey at first, but then I stopped caring right…

I only have a 360. I went the 360 route because the PS3 was $600 at the time, but by the time I realized my terrible mistake, I had already built up a library of 360 games and achievements and whatnot; so I felt stuck for the long haul. My stupid mistake has caused me to miss out on tons of gems. At least I have...…