The problem was most likely related to the fact that I didn't even know that it was out until two months after its launch, and I'm in an electronics store at least once every week or two.

Damn. I missed the whole trailer because I was too busy playing Saint's Row IV. Do you mind rolling it again? I mean, just turn the sound up or something, I dunno... maybe I... this doesn't sound bad. You what? You just played a rap song and kept shooting a cap gun in the air?! Oh, man, you're good... that tricked me.

Glad to see that video game news is still as important as ever.

I wonder which is more disgusting: preschool or PAX?

Australians are too busy stealing gasoline from motorcycle riding sex gimps to talk to some useless Kinect. Besides, I thought they didn't even have power over there; they just fuel their desires with death matches and gimp togetherness groups.

It would take at least 10 MGS movies to sloppily capture the first four games.

Whoa, Dead Island looks pretty good with next-gen graphics.

Ahhhh, this looks amazing. Also, another reason I want to throw my 360 out of a window.

This sounds like a very standard divorce, just with an ocean in the middle.

The "weird by Japanese standards" card is played again. I often wonder how many times they use the phrase, "This is incredibly stupid, even by American standards."

It is a pretty solid way to censor others. But a PC Shadow Warrior would be like a PC Duke Nukem. Useless. Now all I expect is Ninja Gaiden as an FPS, but hopefully not as shitty as Ninja Gaiden.

I like all the "sexism" comments. I agree that this game is full of sexism. I mean, sometimes I see the protagonist's wrist be fully exposed and naked, and that totally makes my inner Christian fetus parasite boil with rage. I once saw a dog in a video game and it was wearing no dog clothes AT ALL! I threw up all over…

"...Iranian Tournament."

I guess that is only slightly more worth caring about at all than, say, a Mexican Tournament.

Borderlands... GOTY? Oxymoron.

Someone told me that the reason they don't want to play this is because of this mini-game. This said person also compared Lollipop Chainsaw to Japanese sexploitation films like Angel Guts. I compared his rational thinking to that of a man who just had his brains blown all over a wall by a laser pistol shaped like a…

In typical Rockstar fashion, the list is once again full of 99.5% complete shit. As if it already won't be tedious enough driving around your stupidly large world with awful driving mechanics (I assume). I'd rather listen to NPR to get pumped up to rob a bank than listen to most of this crap.

Uwe Boll is a man unstoppable. I have a sickening respect for him.

I'm down. 3D gaming is just something I will never, ever enjoy.

So it kind of has a Bioshock vibe to it? I guess that wouldn't be too bad.

What the hell? That sounds... terrible. the tasteless humor was what made Shadow Warrior. Well, that and the katana.