Ridiculously bad, perhaps.

Mmm... they haven't let m e know about my 800 points yet. I let the update run last night and it hasn't let me access my Active Downloads since for some god damn reason.

Every time my 360 tells me that there is an update, I prepare for something to be wrong.

Trailer Park. Louisiana. Mystery solved.

I'd be more worried about GTA making my kid stupid, not violent, though he shouldn't be playing it for any reason, really. Kids are already stupid little disasters made out of hellfire and Satan's ball sweat, so they don't really need any assistance in being pieces of shit. It's…

Every system of this generation combined didn't have as good of a library as the PS2. Your comparison is ridiculous.

That whole assortment makes me want to burn an orphanage to the ground. Is that a New Jersey Nets shirt? Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense. 20 bucks says that 'ENDING ADDICTION FOR GOOD' book is actually just a handbook on how to hide it.

EDIT: I guess it is a Brooklyn Nets shirt, which... what?

I would hang the Chie and Phoenix Wright ones on my wall, and that is saying a lot, since I find video game decorations to be the tackiest things in the world.

Drunken party games always end up with people doing terrible things, anyway, so I approve of the idea of just doing it from the start.

Oh, I wasn't being satirical at all. I truly believe that MMOs are completely and utterly pointless. I played WoW for a while, up to level 37, and just quit. The lore was recycled and overused, if you ask me. I did the same thing with Everquest, though. MMOs are pretty much interchangeable when it comes to the story…

If it says King of Fighters, you can count me in.

Well, this has absolutely nothing to do with Kick-Ass at all, especially since it isn't stupid and annoying.

MMOs don't have any point. That is kind of their thing.

It all depends on atmosphere, I suppose. I watched a few videos for this and it seems rather tongue-in-cheek, a lot more Evil Dead 2 than Evil Dead, if you know what I mean. The chasing aspect is a plus, though. All of these other supposed horror games (Dead Space, I'm looking at you) basically make you John Rambo, so…

BUT can I do cocaine like an adult?

A video showing a bunch of unattractive women. Great. Really helping the whole geek image.

Dammit. Due to subject matter, all I can think of is a bunch of gross pudgy chicks squeezing into these things and ruining the lives of everyone that sees. Some things should never, ever come in plus sizes. Screw that, some things should never, ever come in sizes past "slightly out of shape."

Seeing as how Bungie's tour de force is an FPS that wasn't anything new at all, I expect absolutely nothing from this.

A "retro" any game from this generation would look rad if you turn it into Metal Slug.

The girls are clearly giving him tiny pecks, not kisses. This is merely a case of some kid that knows some hot women that like to take "fun" photos.

More like two hipsters with a marker doing basic mathematics. Another step forward for humanity.