HELL YES. Lo Wang needs a resurrection.

Can this really be considered survival-horror? Is anything set in the dark survival-horror these days?

Hell no. A Bethesda MMO already sounds like an incredible chore that is steeped in boredom, so why would I pay $15 a month? From what I hear, it is nothing different from any other MMO at there, either. The monthly subscription just means that I won't even bother to look at the back of the case when I pass it in a…

Dark Souls is just proof that most gamers are too lazy to kill themselves, so they resort to digital death.

Gold, eh? I'd be cool with that if it didn't look like complete shit on my nice and normal black entertainment center. Gold? That wouldn't look good anywhere. Maybe Grandmasta Flash would buy one.

Oh, good. An average sci-fi series resurrected by an average writer/director. I'm totally on board.

"Yes, the premise that Chun Li would kick people into oblivion because people are talking her big thighs is sexist and unnecessary."

Kotaku - the Fox News of gaming.

I thought Too Human was awesome. This is unfortunate, seeing as how Eternal Darkness was amazing. I guess we'll just be stuck with pseudo-horror like Dead Space, seeing as how all other horror IPs are absolute trash now.

It looks like a more awkward 360 controller. I can't wait.

You mean a terrible fan film based on a practically nonexistent story is canned by a company that wants to make sure their IP stays theirs? Nooooo!!!!!! The humanity!!!!!

"Spoiling" GTA's story is like telling someone that there is cheese in their cheese sandwich. Sure, it might be good cheese, but it is still a boring sandwich.

Clever girl...

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The voice actor in question is going to be dead long before the robotic Gabe Newell MODOK announces Half-Life 3 to a pile of burnt doll heads in the year 3019.

Hmm... didn't I just read this article under a different title?

It makes me chuckle to realize how incredibly lazy most developers are when it comes to anything multi-platform and the PS3.

I feel that humanity has now advanced ten fold.

Meh.

Sir, You are Being Hunted - Whaaaaaa? That is an awesome title. Too bad I can't play anything on this laptop o' mine.

Also, I see that PC gamers get to finally experience Skullgirls, one of the worst fighting games I have played in years. Have fun with that.

The 'lives under a bridge in Portland and drinks left behind beers at dive bars' look? Yeah, that was pretty popular for a while there in the 90s. Right when the 90s were ending, I was entering high school (so that would be the 'Jnco pants and leopard print hair' fashion days), but in middle school I most definitely…