“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

He’s thinking...‘thank god I’m moving to California so I won’t have things thrown at me in the streets.’

Yep. I should be the most furious at the defense for collapsing in the fourth quarter, but strangely, I’m not. For the better part of three quarters, they played out of their minds at a level I didn’t believe was possible. Our fanbase’s whipping boy Robert Alford came up with a pick-six. Grady Jarrett went insane and…

One thing that stood out to me during the final drives of that game was that the Atlanta defense just looked tired. Despite how poorly the Pats had played all game, they had the advantage in time of possession, and I think the dynamic D that had beaten them so badly during the first three quarters just got worn out.

Welcome to Trump’s America, where even the black guy who’s successful is White.

Meanwhile his voters are still eating it up. People see themselves as temporarity displaced millionaires. I’m so fucking dejected and defeated that, even still, most Republicans - voters and elected officials - are just going right along with it and telling us it’s great. The law literally says that your financial…

You leave the natural world out of this, Jerry. This is an insult to the venerable and noble tortoise, and frankly there’s nothing existing in the natural world that is even close to equivalent with these people.

Its a brand new world with new forms of entertainment. Some folks are still stuck in the past. As long as something draws in views theres plenty of money to be made.

Im pretty sure he’s also registered to vote in two states

I mean to be totally honest, you might want to wait for him to ruin the economy- if you have savings, you will probably be able to pick up a bargain after the next crash (if our currency isn’t horribly debased in the meantime, which it may well be).

My favorite thing about this election is that the same people who always bitched that Obama was soft on Putin are now enthusiastically supporting a guy who is openly sucking his dick. Excuse my language.

i’m trying to buy a house right now.

Thought question: Let’s suppose, just suppose that the next TV contracts are actually considerably lower when contracts get re-upped in 2023 or whenever. This is not far fetched considering the shift to internet is not far away.

Jesus. That’s fucked up. My wife and I lost a daughter who was stillborn at 34 weeks. It was brutal, but the worst things said to us were in the “Everything happens for a reason” and “God must have needed an angel” vein. Not sure how I would have reacted had someone said some shit like this or tried to joke about it.

That gif up top is fucking savage.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Hell is an endless maze of sports arena bathrooms where adult men wearing football jerseys are waiting to piss on me.

In that case, I’ve decided that I am a turtle. You now must refer to me as such.

This case brings something up that I’ve been curious for a long time, maybe someone can help me. i will stipulate right away that I’m completely ignorant on the matter, and I’m looking for answers or an explanation that i can understand. I am not homophobic or transphobic, and I am very happy to let everyone just be…

Harbaugh: ok, let’s do it like they did it in Littleton, Colorado. We’ll practice. We’ll dress the same. We’ll break through and fire all our shots until the other guys are all dead. Who’s with me?