Well everyone found out anyways and now it seems the Brazilians are trying to accuse him of making up the story so that completely backstroked.

But not the upside down part of the Southern Hemisphere.

It’s the name Max Kellerman uses when he collabs on sci fi rap mixtapes with Kool Keith.

Wu Tang blizzard ain’t nothin’ ta f*&% wit’

Oh maybe they really like him so they treat him like shit! Oh, this isn't in the Northeast? Never mind then.

You, sir, have never been 20 minutes outside of downtown Seattle in any direction.

Actually had a twenty-something Seattle fan in my bar last season say he preferred listening to games on the radio because “it offered a more pure experience”. Never have I wanted to kick a guy out more than him.

OR SO BIG HISTORY WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE

On the 2065th anniversary of the actual Rubicon crossing.

If only cellphones existed in Buffalo back in the early 90's.

Seriously? Has Russell Wilson’s faith ever hurt anyone? I mean, if that’s going to be your criteria for deciding who to root for, I think the choice between a guy who beats a child and a guy who is a little too pious is pretty easy...

If your shoe hits the edge of the laces it can send the ball sideways. You always want a large leather target, not a choppy unpredictable contact point. The ball was held sloppily. Tough loss.

My friend Ray Finkel says that's an issue, but he doesn't seem trustworthy.

THESE VIKINGS I CALL THEM JULIUS CAESAR BECAUSE THEIR HOPES AND DREAMS JUST ENDED ON A BRUTAL SHANKING.

this is one of those games where I have a moral quandary—to root against the child abuser or the godslinger?

Chris Kluwe is running around his house like he won the Super Bowl.

“Any NFL Club that signs on to this proposal,” the application says, “will be well on the road to financial ruin, and the League will be harmed.”

Detroit does not really support a pro football team.

Well, in all fairness, how else would you except your trophy for biggest douche?

I was once on an escalator going down to a DC Metro station when some guy slid by me and a pack of people on the hand rail, and said "Out of the way bitches" as he passed. When I got to the bottom of the escalator the dude had his shin bone poking out of his leg. That was satisfying.